TOn this episode of WTF TV, microphones are optional (See what I did there!?). Adult star Taylor Kush might be the hottest thing since pop tarts were invented. Come on, pop tarts are sexy and you know it! She talks about how she got started doing porn and why. I always thought if I did porn, my motivation for it would be Lara Croft. Don't tell me you never sat through the game fantasizing about her! Wait, foot guy is his legal name? I want to change mine to Shakamajujubu. Why is Captain Lenny talking about sucking dick and Man's country ? I think he's starting to scare me. It takes A LOT to scare me, but wow. Lenny is rumored to come to the studio sometime this month. I'll make sure I don't show up for that episode unless I have a can of pepper spray with me.
Someone needs to calm him down with a tranquilizer. Taylor is turning me on with the dancing and the booty moving. How long can she twerk? A 1 inch is the same is a 12 inch? That's not what my math teacher always says! I always hated math. Oh, now she's sitting on the vibrating chair! Or as I call it...THE CHAIR OF DESTINY! Imagine if one day it went out of control and it threw her across the room? I need a cigarette after watching this. I'm booking plane ticket down there right now! I hope I don't run into Lenny on the way. I don't want to be violated.
Now if you want to see the crazy and intense Sybian Ride, along with very sexy make out session that was "too hot too handle" on live television, check out WTF TV Live 7/8/14 and and believe me, you won't be disappointed. The studio got a little hot and heavy you wouldn't believe. All I can tell you is, get your tissues and lotions ready for this one because it might be very messy for you after watching this episode.