This episode starts off with a look at the mermaid parade. I'm a little disappointed Nelson didn't dress up like a mermaid and dye his hair...head purple. I popped a cherry looking at all the sexy people at the parade. Oops, I hope my mom isn't reading this blog. Did that guy just call his mom by her first name? What a quack! Someone slap his ass like a giraffe on drugs! I love Ayness's anus. I wonder if she's from Uranus? Ayness's anus on Uranus. There's a tongue twister for you guys! Say it 5 times fast! Sorry, I got sidetracked.
Foot guy is getting his own reality show? Oh, lord no! "2 girls 1 foot"? I'm not even gonna go there. WAIT! IT'S LEGAL FOR WOMEN TO BE TOPLESS IN NEW YORK? I'M MOVING TO NEW YORK! No wonder everybody says they love New York. I can't believe I wasted my life in parts unknown! I'd love to take Ayness to Burger King. I'd watch her eat a whopper all day long! Was that weird? Oh well. I have to keep up with all the other crazy callers on the show. Should I ask why Nelson is wearing a shirt with two almost naked guys or just carry on with my day? I choose to carry on with my day and make love to a mermaid!
If you want to see this crazy episode, check out WTF TV Live 7/1/14 on YouTube. Speaking of YouTube, for those who want to see the Mermaid parade in its entirety, definitely check out the Coney Island Mermaid Parade as well on YouTube. Just as long as they do something like this again, I just hope he invite me.