Adriana Evans is someone I dream about every day. don't judge me! If you don't dream about her, YOU'RE the weirdo! I wanna feel her up like a downy sheet! Is she spanking herself with a ping pong paddle? Doesn't that hurt? I would cry like a baby. She just brought a huge canoe paddle and she spanked Nelson so hard I heard from all the way over here in Narnia! Foot guy came and left faster than a cheap prostitute. Maybe he was busy giving someone a foot job. Lenny, quit jerking the dog off! Everybody is busy so I guess I'll finish this blog by telling you that you should never tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.
Very interesting episode, but if you miss all shenanigans that I mentioned here, check out WTF TV Live 6/3/14 and who knows, maybe things can change for the good next week and have a funny feeling something very interesting could happen next week, but I'll save that for everybody to see since I have insiders telling me something big could happen next Tuesday. Until next time.