On this episode of WTF TV, Nelson is a loner in the studio and talks about a swinger fetish party he went to over that weekend, in which he is expected to write a blog about it very soon. We all have fetishes and you can't deny you secretly love switching things up once in awhile. For example, I change my underwear once a month. Oh yea, that is hot! Speaking of underwear, here comes Ayness! I wonder if she was conceived in a hot tub. Apparently, there will be a gang bang on a future episode of WTF TV
Captain Lenny calls in and scares the crap out of us. Just call him daddy and get it over with. I think Lenny has a crush on nelson. I see a wedding in the future! It must be Nelson's deodorant. I'll take two! Ayness's toenails fell off because of a foot fungus!? I hope I don't get a fungus on my....man parts. OH MY GOODNESS, WHY AM I WATCHING SESAME STREET PORN!? The little kid in me is horrified more than when I found out Santa Clause was really mom. Although, I always thought her love of milk and cookies was suspicious. What is Bert doing to Ernie! That should be illegal! This is worse than when cookie monster became a vegetarian and Oscar the grouch moved into the recycling bin! Tune in next time when we learn how to count with lots of boobies.
In case you guys haven't seen the show, it is currently up it was pure insanity with the Captain Lenny calls. To see this crazy show, check out WTF TV Live 5/27/14 on YouTube and please make sure that if you ever see Captain Lenny near you, feel free to mace him down it gets too close to you. Just saying.