On this episode of WTF TV, we start off with two sexy female strippers. APRIL FOOLS, we don't have the budget for that. Instead, we have something way better. A classic nintendo controller necklace and ShinMamoruX looking drunk as always. Not just that, but Ryan O'Regan. Since he's from Jersey I'll take his word for it. Nelson reveals that he may or not be the father of someone's baby. I guess we have to wait for Maury to bring out the DNA results! "Nelson, you are not the father". A sigh of relief, from Nelson, is heard throughout the arena. They discuss Wrestlemania 30, which is the biggest event of the year! Bigger than marriage, bigger than Kim Kardashian's ass, and bigger than Donald Trump's hairpiece!
They're rooting for Daniel Bryan to kick Triple H's teeth down his throat (as we all are). The real problem isn't Triple H though, Stephanie has more balls on any given day. She is the one we should all fear! I'm pretty sure she could bench press more too. Perhaps she is the next WWE World Heavyweight champion? The next thing we all agreed on is that Undertakers streak can't be broken by BRRRRRRROCK LLLLLLLLESNAR! (sorry, I just love the way Paul Heyman says it!) I think Bray Wyatt will beat Cena because he has gotten into John's head and John will probably be distracted by his plastic girlfriend, anyway.
We've also inducted Attitude Adjustment into the WTF Hall Of Fame. Let's celebrate by kissing a lot of women!
Looking forward to WrestleMania this weekend as my aunts Thelma and Louise are telling me that odds are against Daniel Bryan are very slim, but we'll see what happens.
To check out this past week's show with great expert analysis on this weekend's WrestleMania, go to WTF TV Live 4/1/14 and you'll get a kick out of the multiple phone calls from the insane Captain Lenny. Also don't forget to check out Ryan's website at http://reelordeal.com/