Believe or not, I did not originally plan to write this blog about something I never did before in the show's 20 year history. This is the annual Mermaid Parade that takes place in Coney Island, Brooklyn, New York. Now I have to be honest with you, I had no intentions of covering the mermaid parade, though I have done shows at Coney Island in the past, but never to the extent of the Mermaid Parade. However, my very good colleague Ayness convinced me to come and have the chance of Interviewing some of the mermaids that were in attendance for this festivity. At this point we wound up getting a camera on short notice and we were able to get some interesting females in Coney Island for this event.
Some of the girls that we interviewed were quite interesting including one particular woman, who was explaining that she was working on her costume all night very high at the same time and really showed off a very impressive outfit. Some of the women there chose to be topless, which is legal for women to walk around topless in New York City without a threat of litigation.
Just from my observation alone, I seem to realize this event will happen every year and we will possibly cover again, since I do admit I did had a good time. There were a few mishaps along the way, but nonetheless you got me to meet very interesting people that like to dress up as mermaids or some cases pirates with some guys.
To see more of our latest coverage of WTF's inaugural coverage of the WTF Mermaid Parade, click here to go to our YouTube page and check out all the shenanigans that was done at the mermaid parade.
by The Phantom
Nelson has a lot of guests on this episode! Caroleen Stewart, Shinmamorux, and Proph (who likes a Vanilla Ice imitator). I was gonna come up with more jokes but than he started talking about helping rebuild the music. Damn him for being a nice guy! Search for BruteCamp or I will BRUTE your face! (whatever that means) Why is the guy on the phone talking about baseball? Hello, it's FIFA time! You should be talking about Italy Or Spain! I'm so excited for soccer that I kicked my mom in the face with a soccer ball AND I LOVED IT!
I'm sorry, I fell asleep during that guy's baseball talk. That music video from Proph was straight up G! Now I feel like punching someone in the face to tribute Muhammad Ali. I wonder what Proph would rap about in a tribute to Santa Clause? Yo yo got my milk and cookie and I'm gonna call my girl and get some nookie. Alright, I'll stop rapping now. Every time I see Shinnamorux's shirt "what time is it?" I get the peanut butter jelly song in my head. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! Before I end this blog, I have a confession. Nelson, you're my father and I need money for college! Just kidding, that lady was creepy. You should really screen your calls!
If you want to check out this great episode, check it out at WTF TV Live 6/17/14 and make sure you guys have a good and still have a weekend. I just hope I will.
by The Phantom
On this episode, Nelson sits down with adult star Melody Lamone and she seems to be in love with herself and looks really good ! Now that is what I call confidence. Captain Lenny has a really awkward conversation with Melody. I haven't been this awkward since I finally hit puberty. Nelson is brave kissing her feet, what if she hasn't taken a shower since May? Exactly! Wait, why is she gonna pee on Lenny? Is he asking for a urine sample? Is he trying to pass a drug test? I wonder if he's taken the drug known as Charlie Sheen. #Winning.
They show a clip of exxxotice and Nelson is interviewing Melody with her gun shoes! I hope she doesn't shoot me for being awesome! (people get jealous, what can I say?) Oh yea, spotlight on the boobies! That makes me forget about all my legal troubles! I mean...nothing. Forget that comment. Melody is riding the vibrating machine called the Sybian and she is trying to hold back on the machinegasm. If I had that machine I'd never need a girlfriend again! I'll take 5, please. Wouldn't be the first time I was screwed by a machine...but not in the same way that guy was with the ATM machine. BAM! That is the joke of the night, my work is done. Goodnight everyone!
Oh yeah, before I forget. If you want to see this episode where things got a little crazy as always, check out WTF TV Live 6/10/14 or the embedded video below and now I got to go find something who clean myself with a towel after watching that orgasmic moment on the show.
Not long ago, I'd take yet another walk on the exotic side in a completely different city by joining swingers along with kinksters at Newport, PA for "Lasting Impressions". To secure the privacy of people present, pictures and videos were prohibited, but then I am pleased to disclose the long lasting sensations left on me by this exotic and great event. This place was simply called TJ's and it features lots of activities that would wow couples as well as many singles. TJ's is a lifestyle club that requires membership subscription, but the subscription features no-cost dinner as well as admission to the club itself. You can even check into a room to spend the evening as well. If possible, reserve or book the VIP suites mainly because it does feature a bed, bathroom and a TV with a built-in DVD player designed to provide you with exotic clips for your viewing pleasure during your stay.
Over time, I've been to several swinger parties and functions at different locations in New York City. My very first practical experience in a swinger’s party was at an after party inside a high class hotel apartment for the AVN Expo in Las Vegas back in year 2010. Nevertheless, my latest trip to a swingers party was quite exceptional and different sensation I've previously had in past times.
After that comes the best part of TJ's: they are very well-known as the Roman-style hot-tub. You can now simply presume what goes down with the hot-tubs, however I can guarantee that it is 100% clean and they are given proper care by the warm and friendly staff at TJ's. Currently, there are a few suites where people lodge where they can either do it in a private suite or watch others play and have fun, but respectfully watch from the sidelines without taking part except if it the party involved in their play allows you to be part of it. Keep in mind, places such as this does demand some maturity in all manners.
For those who believe that it's easy for a single guy to attend a swingers party without a difficulty, it's not exactly as easy as you think ti is and let me to state this clearly: if you happen to be a single male, the likelihood of you being granted invitation to a swinger event or party are slim, although often times a few selected will earn an invitation. Trust me, I've attended with couples and singles before; I'm not the "kiss and tell" type of person, but I certainly had pleasurable moment and eager to go back to this place anytime any day. The most convenient way to express TJ's is much like a bed and breakfast, only far better. In addition, you must be at the age of 21 and over to gain access to TJ's and it’s usually "Bring Your Personal Beer". Find out more about reservation and attending parties by visiting TJ's official website here and let them know that Nelson Torres sent you.
Also, I want to give a very special shout out to MzBizzy and her crew for not only making this possible, but also telling me about this place and I had seen it for myself to believe it. Especially, if you're hardcore kinkster, this is a place you'll want to visit for sure.
by The Phantom
WE'RE LIVE! It's time for us to touch all the ladies. BG The Broadcaster gives us a sneak peek of the IOS 8 on his IPhone! It's more glamorous than a monkey at five star restaurant! Mz. Bizzy, who called in has a sexier voice than Morgan Freeman. Okay, maybe not as sexy but pretty damn close! Apparently, women are going to be lining up to do an adult film with Nelson. I'm assuming it would be a sequel to fifty shades of grey. We see a clip of Exxxotica and Nelson is locked in cage, like a bunny. Why? I have no idea...
Adriana Evans is someone I dream about every day. don't judge me! If you don't dream about her, YOU'RE the weirdo! I wanna feel her up like a downy sheet! Is she spanking herself with a ping pong paddle? Doesn't that hurt? I would cry like a baby. She just brought a huge canoe paddle and she spanked Nelson so hard I heard from all the way over here in Narnia! Foot guy came and left faster than a cheap prostitute. Maybe he was busy giving someone a foot job. Lenny, quit jerking the dog off! Everybody is busy so I guess I'll finish this blog by telling you that you should never tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.
Very interesting episode, but if you miss all shenanigans that I mentioned here, check out WTF TV Live 6/3/14 and who knows, maybe things can change for the good next week and have a funny feeling something very interesting could happen next week, but I'll save that for everybody to see since I have insiders telling me something big could happen next Tuesday. Until next time.
by The Phantom
First thing, I would like to say sorry for being late on this review, but apparently Nelson Torres had issues with his computer and couldn't upload last week's show. However, he was able to upload the show and I finally got to see it since I couldn't watch it live so here's my review.
On this episode of WTF TV, Nelson is a loner in the studio and talks about a swinger fetish party he went to over that weekend, in which he is expected to write a blog about it very soon. We all have fetishes and you can't deny you secretly love switching things up once in awhile. For example, I change my underwear once a month. Oh yea, that is hot! Speaking of underwear, here comes Ayness! I wonder if she was conceived in a hot tub. Apparently, there will be a gang bang on a future episode of WTF TV
Captain Lenny calls in and scares the crap out of us. Just call him daddy and get it over with. I think Lenny has a crush on nelson. I see a wedding in the future! It must be Nelson's deodorant. I'll take two! Ayness's toenails fell off because of a foot fungus!? I hope I don't get a fungus on my....man parts. OH MY GOODNESS, WHY AM I WATCHING SESAME STREET PORN!? The little kid in me is horrified more than when I found out Santa Clause was really mom. Although, I always thought her love of milk and cookies was suspicious. What is Bert doing to Ernie! That should be illegal! This is worse than when cookie monster became a vegetarian and Oscar the grouch moved into the recycling bin! Tune in next time when we learn how to count with lots of boobies.
In case you guys haven't seen the show, it is currently up it was pure insanity with the Captain Lenny calls. To see this crazy show, check out WTF TV Live 5/27/14 on YouTube and please make sure that if you ever see Captain Lenny near you, feel free to mace him down it gets too close to you. Just saying.
I really need to get this off my chest. For a very long time, everybody's been asking "What happened to the wrestling?" or "Why the wrestling is not on the show anymore?" The only reason why the wrestling is not on the show is quite simply the fact that there's no funds to put on a wrestling show at this and it's not as easy as it was many years ago for those who knows what I'm talking about.
Honestly, it's been bothering me since people has been asking me about this and quite honestly, I don't know how to answer it. I just don't want people to think I'm just neglecting or not giving a thought about having any wrestling format in the show. I just want to continue the show with the format I have right now until I figure out how to bring the wrestling in some capacity. However, despite the fact that I believed that I'm doing okay as far as interviewing people in the studio almost every week, I still believe that the wrestling element is an essential part of the show and is also missing elements of the show; right now we are working on it can still fit into the program with very little to no problems.
In recent shows, I've been interviewing several adult film stars you keep the WTF side of things going and so far I have been getting pretty good responses from it. The website itself has been getting pretty decent amount of hits in the most we have in years since this has opened because of formats that otherwise were never added to the old website, but we still believe that the wrestling format is a missing key to this and we're trying to rebuild that is much as we can.
In some cases, not everyone likes the current format since there's no wrestling elements and just an interviewing style of adult film stars and such. As we are rebuilding the website, we will be adding the wrestling element as well. I do want to make it clear about a few things: we are not separating anything as far as wrestling and what's going on today's WTF; somebody wanted this make a separate entity of the wrestling along with what goes on behind the scenes of the show. I can tell you right now that I'm not having a separate YouTube page for any other reason and whatever happens on our current YouTube page will have not only what we have now, but also the wrestling in the future.
As we are trying to improve the site for not only be for the adult fans of WTF, but the wrestling fans of old and new WTF, we encourage everyone to check out the site and look forward to what we're planning to add, including exclusive footage only for this site. I only ask from everyone is to be patient and let us show that WTF is improving slowly but maturely.